my name is princess hilda
and i have failed you in every way

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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sophiealdred:

Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.

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machistado:

Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months

This is the greatest video I’ve ever watched. Awards everywhere until the end of time. 

these cows are so happy

(Source: youtube.com)

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colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

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HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

all hail gerpes

ostrich-chan-san:

I’m seeing an awful lot of weeping and fists raised skyward, shaking disapprovingly at the heavens over the fact that Rei did not, in fact, hug Nagisa. I think everyone needs a real quick reminder that in Japan, hugging and general PDA is kinda sorta frowned upon in their…

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sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

i lost five followers for posting this

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year